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wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

I am my own muse. I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to better.
Frida Khalo  (via terramantra)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Glad I’m not the only one.

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

mclolnalds:

if i had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, i could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is for her to find the right man.
Oprah Winfrey (via dahlia—noir, oldsimplynorule) (via kayteah) (via lahmattire) (via lahmattire) (via vaitape) (via cosmic-lo-ve) (via myshaleena) (via wishingskiesofbllue) (via tiger-cub) (via oneday-130) (via 215poundgirl)